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![Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready!]()
Upload to Facebook Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready! -
![Being a woman is so expensive. I know this because I have a wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Being a woman is so expensive. I know this because I have a wife! -
![My wife's top five favorite smells:<br/><br/>
5. Coffee brewing<br/>
4. Pages of a new book<br/>
3. First rain<br/>
2. Freshly baked cake<br/>
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me]()
Upload to Facebook My wife's top five favorite smells:
5. Coffee brewing
4. Pages of a new book
3. First rain
2. Freshly baked cake
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me -
![According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:<br/><br/>
1. Heart attacks<br/>
2. Strokes<br/>
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday]()
Upload to Facebook According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:
1. Heart attacks
2. Strokes
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday -
![If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!]()
Upload to Facebook If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all! -
![`Good morning madam, I'm from the maintenance company. I understand there's something in the house that's not working.`<br/>
`Yes, he's upstairs!`]()
Upload to Facebook "Good morning madam, I'm from the maintenance company. I understand there's something in the house that's not working."
"Yes, he's upstairs!" -
![Whenever I give money to beggars, my wife tells me `they're going to get drunk with your money`.<br/>
As if I wasn't gonna do the same!]()
Upload to Facebook Whenever I give money to beggars, my wife tells me "they're going to get drunk with your money".
As if I wasn't gonna do the same! -
![My husband just called me pretentious.<br/>
I was so surprised my monocle fell out!]()
Upload to Facebook My husband just called me pretentious.
I was so surprised my monocle fell out! -
![Marriage is like a deck of cards.<br/>
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! -
![Wife: I am pissed!<br/>
Husband: Again or still?]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am pissed!
Husband: Again or still?
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