It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong! |
I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders! |
Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work? The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job! |
On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls! |
While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine. While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night! |
Yes, I have a woman's intuition. It's my wife's! |
Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going? He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!" |
I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first! |
My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments! |
When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent! |