Marriage SMS

  • It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!Upload to Facebook
    It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!
  • I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!Upload to Facebook
    I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't want any other woman giving me orders!
  • Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work?<br/>
The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job!Upload to Facebook
    Hate your job? Don't like spending long hours at work?
    The solution is simple, get married. You'll start loving your job!
  • On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.<br/>
Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!Upload to Facebook
    On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
    Exactly after 5 minutes, he received a phone call from his wife asking him why he isn't answering her calls!
  • While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.<br/>
While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!Upload to Facebook
    While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
    While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!
  • Yes, I have a woman's intuition.<br/>
It's my wife's!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, I have a woman's intuition.
    It's my wife's!
  • Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus bro, different mutation!`Upload to Facebook
    Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?
    He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!"
  • I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first!Upload to Facebook
    I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first!
  • My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!Upload to Facebook
    My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!
  • When you ask your wife and she says `Tumhari Marzi`, just remember, `Nahi Chalegi` is silent!Upload to Facebook
    When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent!
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