When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. |
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. |
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. |
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. |
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love. |
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible. |
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. |
I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved. |
Housework is what a woman does nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. |
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. |