| All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off! - Shakespeare. |
| The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman - the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Nietzsch |
| If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe |
| It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. -Tallulah Bankhead |
| It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas |
| A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. -Ronald Knox |
| I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds. -Joan Rivers |
| My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -Emo Philips |
| Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner |
| A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew |