| The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. -Brendan Francis |
| Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin |
| We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe |
| I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling |
| I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.-Mariella Frostrup |
| Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare |
| To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -Cary Grant |
| When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein |
| Graze on my lips, and if those hills are dry, Stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie. -William Shakespeare |
| A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. ~Leo Rosten |