| History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. |
| Many people may listen, but few people actually hear. |
| If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. |
| If these Vivekananda and Gandhi fellows had any foresight, more of their quotes would've been 140 character friendly. |
| President Obama's response was to support some small business owners in America. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21. |
| The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Obama's copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures. |
| Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favourite candy bar. |
| There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. |
| The problem with political jokes is that they get elected! |
| In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad. |