| Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. |
| Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. |
| Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. |
| When you have no one in your life who you can call and, “I’m scared,” then your life is unfulfilling. You need somebody you can trust enough to say, “I need help.” |
| In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends |
| The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing. |
| Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little. |
| Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people. |
| Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond. |
| Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? |