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FIFA WC 2014:
Spain, what a harakiri?
1st match - We were hoping you'd at least go Dutch.
Then we thought you'd eat up Chile.
Sigh. Now go, kick some Aus!
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Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to make the green and then end up in the hole! -
Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work - trapped in one bad lie after another! -
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Have a relaxing Sunday!]()
Upload to Facebook In a war of ego... the loser always wins.
Have a relaxing Sunday! -
Golfer: Absolutely shocking! I've never played so badly before.
Caddie: Oh! You have played before then! -
Golfer far off in the rough, "Say caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?"
Caddy: It isn't a watch, Sir; It's a compass! -
A handicapped golfer is a man who plays golf with his wife! -
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game! -
~ Sara Ann NielsenLife will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off, the right pitch will come and when it does be prepared to run the bases.
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