Sports SMS

  • The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing Miniature Golf!
  • End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!Upload to Facebook
    End It Like Beckham: Retire rich, famous and as an iconic legend!
  • What place is it where you find a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
  • First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. It's high time Nike changes its slogan for all these sports persons to - "Don't Do It!"
  • What's the difference between Lady Diana and Tiger Woods?
    Tiger Woods has a better driver.
  • FIFA:<br />
F: Female<br />
I: Is<br />
F: Forgotten<br />
A: AgainUpload to Facebook
    FIFA:
    F: Female
    I: Is
    F: Forgotten
    A: Again
  • If these Chinese female gymnasts don't win enough medal at the London Olympics, it's not a big deal. They can try again in 2016 at Brazil, when they enter teenhood.
  • Gagan Narang gets eight 10s out of possible ten shots for a Bronze medal in the London Olympics. The last player to achieve such feat was Rohit Sharma batting at number 4.
  • A "2 wood" walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?", asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later", replies the bartender.
  • Think about Sania Mirza's predicament. The last well known Indian woman stuck with partners she didn't choose was Draupadi!
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