| There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook. |
| There's a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It's called your checkbook. |
| The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. |
| Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something. |
| I met a lot of people in Europe.I even encountered myself. |
| If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. |
| Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. |
| In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. |
| I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. |
| I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. |