| Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. |
| Marriage is not the beginning of the journey, nor the end - it is the journey. |
| I wear a wedding ring, though I'm neither married nor engaged. I do it to warn off predators like cougars. And grizzly bears. |
| I cried during my wedding, but my wife did not. That's natural, because I was losing my freedom, and she was gaining a slave. |
| I believe in a traditional wedding, with one guy, one girl, and one dad with a shotgun. |
| I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head. |
| Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. |
| A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. |
| No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. |
| The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. |