One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby. ~ An experienced wife |
Pay attention to me when I'm ignoring you. ~ Women |
Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same! |
Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose! |
Women don't hold grudges. They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong! |
Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence! |
Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments! |
If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light? |
Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot. |
Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"! |