Women SMS

  • When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!Upload to Facebook
    When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
  • What women want?<br/>
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!Upload to Facebook
    What women want?
    Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
  • Women are complex creatures:<br/>
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;<br/>
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Women are complex creatures:
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
    And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
  • A thought in every woman's mind:<br/>
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!Upload to Facebook
    A thought in every woman's mind:
    I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
  • Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.<br/>
They do so within groups of 40!Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
    They do so within groups of 40!
  • Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!Upload to Facebook
    Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!
  • A lot of women turn into good drivers...<br/>
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!Upload to Facebook
    A lot of women turn into good drivers...
    So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
  • If women could read minds,<br/>
Every second man will get slapped!Upload to Facebook
    If women could read minds,
    Every second man will get slapped!
  • A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!Upload to Facebook
    A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!
  • Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!Upload to Facebook
    Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
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