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![Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,<br/>
Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!]()
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If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her.
Angels don't live in Hell! -
![The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!]()
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![There are two ways of arguing with a woman.<br/>
Neither one works!]()
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Neither one works! -
![Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!]()
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![80% of women use silence to express pain.<br /> You know she's truly hurt
when she chooses to ignore you!]()
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You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you! -
![She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.<br />
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.<br />
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!]()
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Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.
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![How to get a woman mad in two easy steps:<br />
1. Take a picture of her!<br />
2. Don't show it to her!]()
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Two women met got friendly at a doctor's.
As they talked the first woman said, "I have three children."
The other woman said, "That sounds nice. I wish I had five children."
Don't you have any children? asked the first.
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![Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects her King!]()
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