If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side. A beast will be unleashed! |
Hypothetical question: Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him? |
True saying: Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women! |
Pro tip: A woman's eye roll is her conversation turn signal. Be prepared to turn! |
A lady crashed her car. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile, drinking beer from a can, in his car at the time. The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard garden! |
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?" My phone's not stopped talking for three days! |
Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman! |
Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to. ~ A Housewife |
Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings! |
Women don't hold grudges. They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong! |