Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed. What a waste of money! |
Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on? Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea! |
The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer. So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup! |
An Italian man enters a Pub in London. The owner states: We don't talk about football here. After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes? The owner: Yes, sex absolutely. The Italian: Italy fucked England badly! |
Paradoxical: You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside! |
Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach. Banta: How did you know he was blind? Santa: It wasn't hard! |
Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered. CO: Gaya Si? Buta: Haan Saab. CO: Keeta Si? Buta: Haan Saab. CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte? Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si! |
A fan updated Brazil vs Croatia score 3 BRA - 1 CR Alia Bhatt commented: Very expensive! |
There are 2 ways of living life: 1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod 2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life! |
The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love. I told her she should thank all the women that came before her! |