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  • Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.<br />
What a waste of money!Upload to Facebook
    Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
    What a waste of money!
  • Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?<br />
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
    Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!
  • The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.<br/>
So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup!Upload to Facebook
    The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called English Soccer.
    So much publicity... so much hope... but it has no cup!
  • An Italian man enters a Pub in London.<br/>
The owner states: We don't talk about football here.<br/>
After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?<br/>
The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.<br/>
The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!Upload to Facebook
    An Italian man enters a Pub in London.
    The owner states: We don't talk about football here.
    After few seconds the Italian man says: It is possible to speak about sex, yes?
    The owner: Yes, sex absolutely.
    The Italian: Italy fucked England badly!
  • Paradoxical:<br/>
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!Upload to Facebook
    Paradoxical:
    You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
  • Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.<br/>
Banta: How did you know he was blind?<br/>
Santa: It wasn't hard!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: The saddest thing I ever saw was a blind man at a nude beach.
    Banta: How did you know he was blind?
    Santa: It wasn't hard!
  • Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.

    CO: Gaya Si?
    Buta: Haan Saab.
    CO: Keeta Si?
    Buta: Haan Saab.
    CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
    Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si!
  • A fan updated Brazil vs Croatia score
    3 BRA - 1 CR
    Alia Bhatt commented: Very expensive!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:<br/>
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod<br/>
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega<br/>
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!Upload to Facebook
    There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.<br/>
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!Upload to Facebook
    The other day my wife asked me how I became so damn good at making love.
    I told her she should thank all the women that came before her!
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