| Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it. |
| The carpenter's heavy tools were uncomfortable so he got a little sore. |
| An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box. |
| A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. |
| One who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. |
| If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport. |
| Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love. |
| Wearing Crocs is a great way to protect one's virginity. |
| Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them. |
| A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts. |