If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a "bullshit". |
Everything is made in China. Except babies, they're made in Vagina! |
Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite. |
Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury. |
The difference between wives and husbands is that wives want to videotape the birth of their child while the Husbands want to videotape the conception. |
Boobs are like sodas, nobody likes them flat. |
Most Sports are unlike real life. You can not score with two balls on the field. |
Nipples: Nature's thermometer |
If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons. |
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. |