| Nuns don't wear bra because they believe that God supports bloody every damn thing! |
| Have you ever wondered what a female cat calls her reproductive organ? |
| Dyslexic man walks into a bra. |
| Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary! |
| Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks all |
| So much is spent on breast implants and viagra but almost none on Alzheimer's. Soon there will be people with big tits and huge erections but can't remember what for |
| Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians |
| I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. |
| A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you |
| Tomorrow is National Orgasm day...Hope you can come |