| Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS. |
| If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons. |
| For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball. |
| Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. |
| As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. |
| Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. |
| It's Okay to kiss a nun, as long as you don't get into the habit. |
| Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure. |
| Banning the bra was a big flop. |
| If you go around acting like an asshole, sooner or later, you will be covered in crap. |