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Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher. -
I love blind dates... because you can stare at their tits. -
If a bulldog and a shitsu are mated, it would be called a "bullshit". -
Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury. -
Nipples: Nature's thermometer -
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. -
I'm having a party later in the day for people with premature ejaculation. But feel free to come as early as you wish. -
When people say "It's better than sex".
Obviously, they've never had sex with me. -
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I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
