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Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick. -
Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena! -
Practice safe text - use commas and never miss a period. -
All of my orgasms are handmade. -
A cannibal is a person who likes to see other people stewed. -
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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts! -
It's in the mixture.
He offered her a scotch and soda, she declined. Then he offered her a scotch and a sofa, she reclined. -
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![A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.]()
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