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![Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!]()
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Credibility is like virginity... once you lose it, you can never get it back! -
![Remove negativity from your mind.<br />
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!]()
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If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'! -
![Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!]()
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Woman look at a man's face and think the same! -
To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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O: Oil free food.
R: Ripe fruits.
G: Grilled vegetables.
A: All wheat bread
S: Salt-free food.
M: Morning Exercise
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![Perverts can contribute to society.<br/>
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!]()
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Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk! -
![For all my 40 + nearing friends... <br />
There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />
The Cock still enjoys!]()
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There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys! -
![A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!]()
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![Men:<br/>
A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/>
Jacking off and Denials!]()
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A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!
