69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me! |
I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on! |
Happiness is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it! |
Everything happens for a reason, Except for things you fuck up by yourself! |
If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex! |
According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot. Stay healthy girls... suck a dick! |
WTF: Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means: To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant! |
A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!" |
Guys are always HORNGRY! |
Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal! |