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What's the definition of a menstrual period?
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If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy! -
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison! -
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![What's the ultimate rejection?<br />
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!]()
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![Things we should Learn from dogs:<br/>
Love<br/>
Trust<br/>
Loyalty<br/>
Affection<br/>
Compassion<br/>
Etc..<br/><br/>
What we learn: Their Position!]()
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Love
Trust
Loyalty
Affection
Compassion
Etc..
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!]()
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
