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![A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!]()
Upload to Facebook A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny! -
![Red Bull may give one Wings;<br />
But Whisky surely gives Balls!]()
Upload to Facebook Red Bull may give one Wings;
But Whisky surely gives Balls! -
![If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!]()
Upload to Facebook If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex! -
Sex is like your salary.
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You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do! -
Cell Phone has replaced Penis as the most popular handheld device! -
Flirting is like having sex with your clothes on! -
When a guy is walking funny, 10% time, he is injured. And the rest 90% times, he's trying to unstick his balls from his leg! -
My girlfriend said to me, "My tummy has started showing,
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Shall have to stop eating junk-food."
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Advantages of having an affair with a married women:
They give like hell!
They do not yell!
They do not tell!
They do not swell!
And there are no wedding bells! -
Sex without condoms is magical... a baby appears and father disappears!
