How do Lawyers, Doctors, Bankers, Engineers and Architects say "Fuck You"? . . . . . "Sir... trust me!" |
Early to bed, early to rise makes your wife... go with other guys! |
Weekdays for Newly Marrieds: Moanday Tongueday Wetday Thirstday Freakday Sexday Suckday |
Unexpected Sex - it's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison! |
A girl tried to sound cool after getting her driving licence. In excitement, she posted... "Hush... finally got my fucking licence". . . . . She got 1000s of likes and shares. She is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence! |
The World population can be easily controlled if only more women could be convinced to swallow... . . . . . . . contraceptive pills! |
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching! |
For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The 'G' spot is located at the end of the word shopping! |
A Punjabi medium educated young lady's RESUME: Special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions! |
My Bengali colleague told me today that he had an "Open-Dicks Operation". I think, he meant Appendix! |