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Upload to Facebook If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off? -
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Upload to Facebook The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old! -
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Upload to Facebook Luck and Fuck are directly proportional to each other.
When luck favours, you can fuck the whole world;
But when luck fails, the whole world begins to fuck you! -
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You don't know where to puts your hands! -
Upload to Facebook Women wake up yawning;
And men wake up with an erection.
What a coincidence! -
Upload to Facebook I have three moods:
Fuck me,
Fuck off and
Fuck you!
