Has anyone else noticed that mirrors look really sexy? |
Beauty is only a light switch away! |
When you're drunk, leftovers aren't so bad... this may or may not be about just food. |
Niagara Falls and Viagra Rises. |
An Impotent Loser is one who can't even get his hopes up. |
It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off. |
Nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting sex! |
Man with hard problem usually give it to woman. |
Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn't want to have sex as much as she does. |
Money can buy happypenis! |