Nobody's ugly after 2 AM! |
Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die! |
My figure used to be my fame. Now my fame has spread. |
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! |
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn! |
A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit. |
Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'! |
Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty. |
I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO! |