People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. |
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts. |
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge. |
Men that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers. |
Virgin: On the Verge but not in! |
One who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. |
Man who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again. |
Man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber. |
Isn't every child a 'Fucking' trophy? |
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels. |