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![Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot. -
PMS: Penis Must Suffer! -
Marriage... Everything's hard, except your dick. -
![Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended.]()
Upload to Facebook Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended. -
My wife is so bad at sex, I close my eyes and pretend she's my hand. -
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. -
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69. -
A foolish man gives wife a grand piano;
A wise man gives wife an upright organ. -
Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night. -
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time I take a pill, my wife gets a headache.
