If women can have PMS, why can't men have ESPN. |
Sometimes a girl can attract a man by her mind, but more often she can attract him by what she doesn't mind! |
Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you. |
If women are the stronger sex... why don't they rape men? |
Any man who says that he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot! |
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom! |
Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. |
If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts. |
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are. |
I hate it when women get so angry on their periods. It's just an ovary action. |