| Women are blessed with nipples to make suckers out of men! |
| Slut is just a woman with morals of a man. |
| The world would be a better place if men admitted they cry and women admitted they masturbate. |
| Optimist: A woman who loads up the CD changer before making love. |
| Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but always remember who laid them. |
| Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite. |
| Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life! |
| Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off. |
| Woman who absentmindedly answers the door in her nightie is Negligent. |
| I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. |
