| Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass. |
| Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity! |
| Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones. |
| If you want to be treated like a princess, then you better fuck like a porn star. |
| Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough. |
| Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman. |
| For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles. |
| A man is only as faithful as his options. |
| Gay men come out of the closet. Lesbian women come out of the kitchen. |
| A bitch is not a bitch enough until she can awaken the wolf in you. |
