| Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. |
| Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours. |
| Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds. |
| Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. |
| A woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. |
| Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough. |
| Man with hard problem usually give it to woman. |
| Man with head up ass, can't see for shit. |
| Woman who go camping must beware of evil inTENT. |
| He who let woman on top is fucking up. |
