Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being. |
If God had wanted us to be ashamed of our nudity, he would have given us bigger hands. |
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls. |
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you're done. |
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web. It soon leads to undoing of fly. |
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. |
If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor! |
I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it. |
If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport. |
If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls. |