I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate. |
Girlfriends cum and go... but masturbation is forever! |
I single handedly figured out sex. |
Women are like bombs. If they don't blow, they're pointless. |
The one who hesitates... later masturbates! |
Mean people suck - nice people swallow! |
If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco. |
He who hesitates, finally masturbates! |
I had an erection when I woke up this morning... but I beat it single-handedly. |
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. |