My masturbating addiction is really getting out of hand. I really need to get a grip of myself. |
Blowjobs are like flowers for men. |
A flaccid penis is hard to beat. |
Dildos are for pussies. |
A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind. |
Everything tastes better when you're hungry. Except if you're eating pussy. |
The worst thing about oral sex is the view. |
Men with hands in pockets feel cocky all day. |
A man with his tool in a woman's mouth can also be a dentist. |
Success is like masturbation, only your own hand can let you achieve it. |