| Boys should tell their trousers that it's rude to point! |
| A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. |
| Men who masturbate only screwing self. |
| A Rubik's Cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets. |
| If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. |
| Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak. |
| 6.9: Oral sex ruined by a period. |
| Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it. |
| Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates? A: An orgy. |
| Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. |