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Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it. -
Everything takes longer that it should except sex. -
Whether or not sex is better than pot depends on the pusher. -
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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a raise. -
An airplane girl is a blonde who has a black box. -
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. -
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