| Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome! |
| Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles, still pretty fucking awesome. |
| The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette. |
| My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading. |
| Sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel. |
| Attraction: Associating a feeling of being horny with a particular person. |
| A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it. |
| Sex on beach is like American beer; fuckin' near water! |
| An Australian kiss is similar to a French kiss, but given down under. |
| Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs. |