| Sex is like vacation. It never lasts long enough. |
| If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong! |
| Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a rise. |
| Sex is like an SUV. Going too fast may cause a roll over injury. |
| Some sex is good. More is better. Too much is just about right. |
| Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. |
| Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. |
| Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant. |
| Sex has no calories. |
| Sex is dirty only if it's done right. |