| Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. |
| There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it. |
| Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. |
| Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. |
| Virginity can be cured. |
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. `Yes` is the answer. |
| Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't. |
| Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In! |
| I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed. |
| The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. |