| A pussy is like a potato chip: You can't eat just one. |
| Too much sex is not good for one but rather nice for two! |
| Sex is a killer...want to die happy? |
| Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood. |
| Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself. |
| I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed |
| All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a pussy. |
| You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me |
| There is a tax on sex... it's called 'children'. |
| Go on. Add some variety to your sex life...Use the other hand! |