| Instant sex will never be better than the kind you have to peel and cook. |
| Condoms should have perferations; They'd be easier to get off then. |
| Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love |
| Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. |
| Too much sex is not good for one, but rather nice for two! |
| Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. |
| There is no remedy for sex but more sex. |
| Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning. |
| God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. |
| Sex relieves tension - love causes it |