| Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? |
| Sex is my religion.. let us pray! |
| Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer! |
| Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse |
| Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved. |
| A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man. |
| How can you tell if a girl is a redneck? She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow. |
| Don't laugh...it could be YOUR girlfriend that's making this car shake! |
| One of us is thinking about sex.......O.K., now it's two. |
| My first sexual experience took place in my girlfriend's living room. Then she came downstairs and ruined it. |