| Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. |
| Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly. |
| Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand, no partner is needed. |
| Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself! |
| A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. |
| I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading. |
| Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you. |
| Go braless: it'll pull the wrinkles out of your face. |
| Sex is like rain. It all depends on how many inches you get. |
| Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense |