I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. |
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? |
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. |
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. |
Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love. |
People are supposed to fuck. It's our main purpose in life, and all those other activities - playing trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse - are just ways of passing the time untill you can fuck again. |
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. |
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. |
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex. |
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex. |