I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. |
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? |
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. |
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex. |
Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of. |
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any. |
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. |
I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often. |
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right. |
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary. |